T-Rex: Hi everyone - quick question from your good buddy T-Rex.

T-Rex: WHAT are we EVEN DOING with COMPUTING METAPHORS??

T-Rex: Exhibit A: the COMPUTER DESKTOP. The metaphor is it's the top of your desk filled with objects you might like to use! Sure, great. Only what do these objects open in? WINDOWS.
T-Rex: Windows on the top of your desk? WHAT? That is a COMPLETELY ALIEN thing to imagine.

Utahraptor: Maybe they're like - tablet computers you're sliding around your desk? That resize, somehow?
T-Rex: HAH!

T-Rex: Even if tablets existed when the metaphor was created - WHICH THEY DIDN'T - it's still busted, because what's the most visible part of anyone's computer desktop? Oh right - their WALLPAPER. You know, the paper we famously DON'T adhere to the tops of our desks, here in reality?

T-Rex: We've mixed so many metaphors that none of them makes sense anymore! We think it's normal because we're used to it, but it's all DEEPLY weird!
Off panel: Well, what do you propose?
T-Rex: Simple! We must return to surfing through the wireframe streets of cyberspace